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Tim Minchin
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Ten Foot Cock and a Few Hundred Virgins
So you're gonna live in paradise With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins
So you're gonna live in paradise With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins So you're gonna sacrifice your life For a ride on a UFO And when the Lord comes down in his shimmering chariot of salvation You're gonna be the first to know
And so if God was there from the very beginning He invented men and women Then He also invented wanking Then He said wanking was sinning So now if I'm feeling randy I'm not allowed to hand-shandy But having sex with my family That is just fucking great It's all there in Ezekiel 8 Just before he opens up His big pearly gate And says that it's a sin To take it up the date Even if it's great Even with your cowboy mate
So you're gonna live in paradise With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins So you're gonna sacrifice your life For a shot at the greener grass And when the Lord comes down with His shiny rod of judgement He's gonna kick my heathen ass
So if you Cover the bodies of your women Everybody is grinning Because black is so slimming Though it's not great for swimming But it gives you an erection With the increased sexual tension What with the UV protection That is second to none You'll find it all in the Koran Just next to the bit that justifies guns And says that it's a sin To take it up the bum Even if it's fun Even with permission from your mum
So you're gonna live in paradise 更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins So you're gonna sacrifice your life For a shot at eternity And when the Lord comes down and I haven't done my penance He's gonna disembowel me
You say that If I Stumbled on a watch I'd assume it had a watchmaker That a muffin presupposes a baker So we must agree sooner or later That this proves there's a creator So if I put my foot in a stinker You'd assume the existence of a sphincter Thus you don't need to be a great thinker To conclude that God's a bum Which negates the words of Genesis 1 Which make him out to be so much fun Until Adam succumbed To temptation And then his only son Got nailed to a gum
Or the Middle-Eastian equivalent Which suggest that God's omniscience Is nullified by his ambivalence Unless it turns out that he's impotent And if God can't get a boner I guess that explains the plethora Of huge erections in His honour 'Cos we all know a steeple is just a subconscious Compensatory manifestation of a huge, stiff penis And still He tell us that it's heinous To stick a penis up your anus Even if you're famous Even if you're good at tennis
So you're gonna live in paradise With a ten-foot cock and a few hundred virgins So you're gonna sacrifice your life For a ride on a UFO And when the Lord comes down with His Big, stiff, slippery rod of judgement I'm gonna be the first to go He is gonna send me down below He is gonna whip me like a ho D'you really think so? I'm gonna be the first to go
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