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Loudon Wainwright III
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Conspiracies
作词:Loudon Iii Wainwright
We don't believe in ‽You know who†But we don't let the kids know it We're parents, who are grown ups There's a line we have to toe it
But we're part of a conspiracy About this bearded big fat guy Who isn't real, who never lived Who's old, but doesn't die
We went to the department store We climbed out on that limb Told the kids that it was ‽You know who†We said that bum was him
Then we placed them on his knee To me, the knee seemed rather bony Happily they sat though chatting with that phony
Told the kids we could provide the proof Deceit, how I hate it We put out the milk and cookies Yes, I admit I drank and ate it
Then that fib about the North Pole Is if any Elves could live there We helped to write and send that letter Knowing full well, it went nowhere
更多更详尽歌词 在 ※ Mojim.com 魔镜歌词网 You know who comes down the chimney How could such a fat man fit? The whole thing is preposterous Yet we get children to buy it We have no shame, the lies pile up
You think at least we'd bark When we sing of red nosed reindeer And snowmen who dance and talk
Well it's just a harmless story A fairytales and Christmas fun Not unlike that other theory The one about Gods Son
Where Angels talk to shepherds Wise men troop after a star And a Virgin has a baby Boy that's fetched pretty far
But we adults buy that conspiracy We toe and swallow that old line Disappearing milk and cookies What about that bread and wine?
It's enough to make you hesitate It's enough to give you pause Perhaps it's just as crucial Kids believe in ‽You know whoâ€
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